1 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:19,478 [narrator] Gob Bluth had just been told by his father 2 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:21,897 to go to work for his younger brother. 3 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,942 Thanks for the birthday card that I never got from you 4 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,610 for the last 40 years. 5 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:30,531 What the hell? 6 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,491 And even though Michael was the one 7 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:33,825 asked to do the favor... 8 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:34,743 What the hell? 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,080 ...it was Gob who felt he had a cross to bear. 10 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:40,666 I got right of way... 11 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,252 In fact, the long estranged brothers 12 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,504 were secretly competitive . with one another. 13 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,131 No... No, no. My right of way. 14 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,258 Okay. 15 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,683 -Gob. -Michael. 16 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,393 Still, they reunited. 17 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,435 Hey, Gob. 18 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,562 Michael. 19 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,313 ...happy to see each other... 20 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,356 Gob? 21 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:05,941 ...at first. 22 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:07,776 Michael. 23 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:12,239 So, hear you need help moving these memorials 24 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,742 -to the death of the housing market. -[jaunty tune warbles] 25 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,454 That's a memorial to the death of Pete the mailman. 26 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,372 I knew that. 27 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,498 I brought one, too. 28 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,125 Size of the man's heart. 29 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:26,253 I've just got to figure out how to get it out of the car. 30 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,214 If I could remember how I got it in. 31 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,551 -That's not from your Christian magic act? -"Christian magic act"? 32 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,845 If I were Muslim, would you say "Muslim magic act"? 33 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:35,929 No. 34 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,390 But it is hard to imagine any Muslim 35 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,350 handcuffing himself to a glittery cross 36 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,893 and living to tell about it. 37 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,980 Yeah, well, the Christians aren't so [beep] hot about it either. 38 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,026 Well... 39 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,987 Michael could see that his brother was unhappy, 40 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,822 and that his life had not worked out 41 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:54,948 the way he had hoped. 42 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,577 Things are incredible for me. I'm having an incredible year. 43 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,330 I am a movie producer now, producing a movie. 44 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,790 So they've got me in this enormous office. 45 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,501 Told 'em I don't wanna be driving to Beverly Hills every single day, 46 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,129 so they put me in an enormous office just over here. 47 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:12,924 Rental. 48 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,135 My personal life is off the charts. 49 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:16,762 I met someone. 50 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,181 Can't really give you any information. Kind of famous-y. 51 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,183 Well, good for you. I also met someone. 52 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,309 Also famous-y. 53 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,810 Can't give you any information. 54 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,396 In fact, Michael didn't even find out 55 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,357 who she was until one night earlier. 56 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,358 Oh, my God. 57 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,901 I'm dating Ron Howard's girlfriend. 58 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,362 Although, he did have some of the details wrong. 59 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,821 She's an actress. You know her. 60 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:37,157 She was Ron's illegitimate daughter. 61 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,409 A fact unbeknownst to many. 62 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,870 Well, we kind of like to keep that quiet. 63 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:43,622 I can give you information 64 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,166 about your airless office you're gonna be spending mornings in. 65 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,293 You know what I could go for is some guac. 66 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,087 -You don't live there anymore. -This heat... 67 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:51,546 makes me want guac. 68 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,092 Now the story of what happened 69 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,593 when the one man who was 70 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,470 holding his family together 71 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,263 finally let go... 72 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,934 and the separate journeys that eventually gave them no choice 73 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,352 but to come back together. 74 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:09,189 It's Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences. 75 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,154 Model home? More like model tomb. 76 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,072 Am I right? 77 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:20,158 Michael and Gob reunited after a long time apart. 78 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,618 ...meticulously maintained. 79 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,703 [beep] 80 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:24,705 There are some vultures. 81 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,206 I think they might still smell Pete. 82 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,752 If it wasn't for the movie thing, I'd do it myself. 83 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,422 They practically sell themselves, just got to bring the people in. 84 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:34,548 I'm ready to move in today. 85 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,217 -No, people other than you. -I'm starving. 86 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,386 Starving? You won't find anything here. 87 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,595 They've been abandoned for... 88 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,306 Lindsay. 89 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,435 No, this... 90 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:47,769 Maybe Tobias? 91 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,479 It was John Beard. 92 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:50,439 Shall we? 93 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,817 Well, the value of these homes isn't gonna go down if we don't sell one today. 94 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,485 Let's see if I can find a... 95 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,571 Do you have a bottle opener? 96 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,197 Great idea. 97 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,116 And after a few more drinks 98 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,993 and a little more depreciation... 99 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,078 Michael admitted he had a rival 100 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,163 for his girlfriend. 101 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,457 You don't have to worry about Ron Howard. 102 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,958 He's not competition for you. 103 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:10,917 Really? 104 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,586 No, the guy's, like, 100 years old. 105 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,504 What's he going to do, poke you in the eyes? 106 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,630 You're confused. 107 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,299 Ron Howard directed Apollo 13. 108 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,550 You're thinking of Mo Howard, 109 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,635 the angry Stooge, been dead for a quarter century. 110 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,637 That's good , cause the whole time I'm thinking, 111 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,681 "Unless she likes a guy who's funny..." 112 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:25,974 -Sure. -That guy is funny. 113 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,602 The whole time, you're like... "Is he gonna poke me in the eyes?" 114 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,353 Gob, I don't think that the movie... 115 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,563 It might not even happen, 116 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,857 because I don't think that I can ask my son... 117 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,443 What happened between him and me was very disappointing. 118 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,528 Don't need to tell me about disappointment and sons. 119 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,071 Let's not forget Steve Holt. 120 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,282 I was talking about a son disappointing a father. 121 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,867 Yeah, that does make it different. 122 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,827 Show him you're a big shot, 123 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,662 you don't need to live in your son's dorm. 124 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,165 I just live in my parents' penthouse now. 125 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,500 Take him to the Ealing Club. 126 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,877 It's all show biz. I used to hang out there all the time. 127 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,378 It's actresses and stuff like that. 128 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,048 I don't know if I could pick up the phone and call him and ask him. 129 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,300 You know what, Michael? 130 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,635 I'll call him for you. 131 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:04,971 You'd do that for me? 132 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,181 It's the least I can do. 133 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,517 You've given me a new sense of purpose. 134 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,477 I don't want you to get your hopes up. 135 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,647 When I said that these places sell themselves, 136 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,690 I should have gone on to say, you know, that... 137 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:18,610 No, they don't. 138 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,904 I mean destroying Tony Wonder. 139 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:24,032 I'm going to destroy his career the same way he destroyed mine. 140 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:27,285 Gob was referring to an escape act he'd performed 141 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,913 that had failed when the hidden compartment that held 142 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,374 the keys to his escape hadn't opened... 143 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,001 ...humiliating him in front of his bride... 144 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:36,837 He's not coming back. 145 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,754 Her... 146 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,422 and all of Christendom. 147 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,925 Destroying Tony Wonder is your sense of purpose? 148 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,468 I thought you said thanks to me... 149 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,136 He's performing at a gay club tonight, 150 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,222 and I need you as my boyfriend to help me get in. 151 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,974 I'm gonna say no, thank you. 152 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,892 Don't you think it's a little inappropriate? 153 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:51,893 I am your brother. 154 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,311 You sound like my son. 155 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,356 Whom Gob had spoken to earlier that day. 156 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,108 Her name's Ann, by the way. 157 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,693 Hey, you remembered. 158 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,238 How about you and I go to a magic show together? 159 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,073 I love magic, of course. 160 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,826 It'd be sort of a father-son thing... 161 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:08,910 at a gay club. 162 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,079 Well, technically a gay night at a magic club. 163 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,330 Hey, you know what'd be funny? 164 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,999 If you pretended to be my boyfriend 165 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,543 so I could lock this guy Tony Wonder... 166 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,586 I don't know, 167 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,713 I don't think this whole thing is a good idea. 168 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,048 Besides, last time we tried to do something together, 169 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,092 -you didn't even show up. -What about you? 170 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,928 I didn't even hear from you for your entire childhood. 171 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,014 Then thanks for the birthday card 172 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,348 that I never got from you 173 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,017 for the last 40 years. 174 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,562 This was extra hard for Steve to hear 175 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:36,897 on his actual birthday. 176 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,398 So what do I owe you? 177 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:39,816 There you go. 178 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,028 That's funny, I used to date a guy named Steve Holt. 179 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:44,905 Steve Holt! 180 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,281 Yeah, that's the guy. 181 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,330 Heck of a birthday this is shaping up to be. 182 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,665 In fact, it was about to get worse. 183 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,131 And didn't you already try locking Tony Wonder in his trick? 184 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,592 Yes, but that wasn't for revenge, that was just on spec. 185 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,760 And it didn't work. 186 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,971 Besides, that was before I knew he had locked me in my trick. 187 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,557 You still don't know that he tried to lock you in your trick. 188 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,434 I do know, I have proof. 189 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,895 I went in that cave 190 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,730 and I found this. 191 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,690 We both know what that stands for. 192 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,608 Jesus. 193 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,276 No, that would be a "J". 194 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,194 This is a "T". 195 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,779 Tony Wonder was there in the cave 196 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,572 the night that I did my big illusion. 197 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,616 So, when I went yesterday to the cave 198 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,243 and I saw that this had wedged my compartment door shut, 199 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,453 I knew that I'd been wronged. 200 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:34,412 Okay. 201 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,331 The only thing that we know is that you 202 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,959 tried to lock Tony Wonder in his trick first. 203 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,002 -Right? So you're even. -No, no. 204 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,545 Because mine didn't work. 205 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,546 He got the last laugh, 206 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,631 which, in this case, 207 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:45,966 happened to be the first laugh. 208 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,134 I don't understand why you can't seem to follow me... 209 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,428 You've got a chance to make a life here. 210 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,514 I'm offering you a good job, 211 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,057 selling good homes, 212 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,517 making real good money, 213 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:59,312 and I'm not asking for anything in return. 214 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,272 What is this? 215 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,984 I'm asking for something in return. 216 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,026 This is for the movie. 217 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,653 For your life rights in perpetuity, 218 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,114 in the known universe and beyond. 219 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,824 Look at this. 220 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,368 What's that mean? You're not gonna sign it? 221 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,538 No. I was just thinking that I should have my attorney Bob Loblaw look at this. 222 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,331 -He doesn't need to. -I'm fine with it. 223 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,457 It's boilerplate stuff. 224 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,127 -I'm gonna be in a movie. -No, you're not. 225 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:24,587 Okay. 226 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,011 Gob was making good 227 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,221 on a promise he had made to Michael... 228 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,431 I need to see you tonight. 229 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,890 ...to talk to his son. 230 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,600 It's about your father and you. 231 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,228 Really, is he upset? 232 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,771 Do I seem like a clown to you? 233 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,523 I got it. 234 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,984 Do I seem like some kind of a clown to you? 235 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,902 I got it, Uncle Gob. Just tell me where. 236 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,030 Meet me tonight at the Gothic Castle. 237 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,406 I will. The Gothic Castle? 238 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,283 No, the Gothic Asshole. 239 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,660 -Yes, the Gothic Castle. -I didn't say the Gothic Asshole. 240 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,495 You think they call it the Gothic Asshole? 241 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,622 -I said the Gothic Castle. -It's the Gothic Castle. 242 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,540 Okay. 243 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,335 -I think you look amazing. -I'll take it. 244 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,463 -Great. -No, no. 245 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,673 The compliment, not the shirt. 246 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,469 So, as Gob readied himself for a magic show... 247 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,346 Tobias began work on a show of his own. 248 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,600 to create the Fantastic Four musical, 249 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,852 that he himself wrote and directed. 250 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,687 The goal is that we all get a little outing 251 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,147 on the Cinco de Cuatro, 252 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,399 where we'll be performing it on a boat. 253 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,151 I hope no one gets seasick. 254 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:32,363 Tobias had been working at Lucille Austero's rehab clinic 255 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,908 as a therapist for some Hollywood notables. 256 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,035 -Hi, I'm Mark. -From pop star Mark Cherry... 257 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,747 But, please, first names only. 258 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,248 Mark is my first name. 259 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,374 Cherry's my last name. 260 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,585 And Simon says, you're out. 261 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,217 No. No, Mark Cherry, I was having fun. 262 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,510 I have a bit of a wit. 263 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:58,139 Well, I think we all recognize this gentleman. 264 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,726 ...to celebrity side-kick, Andy Richter. 265 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,770 I'm not Andy fucking Richter. 266 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,647 Correction... 267 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,066 the identical quintuplet brother of Andy... 268 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:08,983 I'm Emmett. 269 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,819 ...who has withheld the use of his likeness. 270 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,153 Emmett who? 271 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,071 Richter. 272 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,572 Simon says, you're out. 273 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,324 But most notably of all... 274 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,992 he reconnected with a woman 275 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,828 -DeBrie! -He'd loved and lost... 276 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,287 How are you? 277 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,832 So, you two know each other? 278 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,001 Only to find out he was about to lose her again. 279 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,379 ...there is no way you can be her therapist. 280 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,965 And so Tobias found a way... 281 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,716 to be with the woman he loved. 282 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,136 I could direct, we could get Mark Cherry to do the music, 283 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,929 and we can cast it with patients. 284 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,056 She was in the movie, The Fantastic Four. 285 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,142 I was in The Fantasticks. 286 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,144 And so it was decided. 287 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,855 And this'll make my stay shorter? I'll get out of here a week sooner? 288 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,399 Well, sobriety is the most important thing, 289 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,693 but we'll see how good the music is. 290 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,653 And so they set to work. 291 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,114 And even though DeBrie had some trouble 292 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,532 with the choreography at first... 293 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,326 Tobias knewshe'd blow them away 294 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,287 with her show stopping number 295 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,955 as the Invisible Girl. 296 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,457 ♪ I don't want to be invisible ♪ 297 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,461 ♪ I don't want to be invisible ♪ 298 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:15,425 ♪ I don't want to be invisible anymore ♪ 299 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,343 Okay, good. Get out there. 300 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,345 All right. Okay. 301 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,847 I like this, too... 302 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,015 Where's Argyle? 303 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,558 She's choreographing. 304 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,726 Let's all do it too. 305 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,020 It's called the thinking man's squat. 306 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,147 [all moaning] 307 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,442 Go with her. Go. Follow her. 308 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,194 But if DeBrie was nervous... 309 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,695 Am I crazy... 310 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,364 or is this really good? 311 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,910 ...it was nothing compared to how George Michael felt 312 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,787 when he arrived to speak with his uncle at the Gothic Castle. 313 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:48,499 which, that night, did resemble the Gothic Asshole. 314 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,543 -Uncle Gob! -Don't call me Uncle... 315 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,170 Actually, that's good. That works here. 316 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,380 -Is my dad upset? What's going on? -He's fine. 317 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,257 You told me he was upset about something. 318 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,383 I don't know. 319 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,219 I do know that your daddy 320 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,804 wants you to get your hot, little, tight, little, hot ass 321 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:05,934 -right up there right away to see him. -You had me come all the way here 322 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,560 to tell me my dad wants me to meet him? 323 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,686 Those things are unrelated. 324 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,521 I'm trying to lock this guy, Tony, 325 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,648 into this gay magic trick. 326 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,275 And I just needed believable arm candy... 327 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,111 I do know that your dad is really upset with you. 328 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,196 He's upset? 329 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,530 I asked you that. 330 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,742 That was the first thing I asked you. You're giving me these crazy... 331 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:24,661 Mad? 332 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,955 -God, what is that inky taste? -It's my stamp. 333 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,706 -I'm sorry about that. -No, that's okay. 334 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,333 I probably won't come back in. 335 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,834 I'm gonna go see my dad. 336 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,003 Yeah, because you're a good son. 337 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,716 Bit my tongue... 338 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,634 Now get out of here. 339 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,219 I never want to sleep with you again. 340 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:45,181 After successfully looking like he'd had a fight with his boyfriend, 341 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,227 and knowing that Tony would go into the closet 342 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,020 and pop out of somewhere else, 343 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,107 Gob proceeded to lock everything he could find. 344 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,608 and Gob settled in 345 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,610 to watch his revenge play out. 346 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,612 [Tony] A magician has many secrets, 347 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,323 but there was one I was forced to keep, 348 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,033 by society. 349 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,121 "Don't talk to us," they said. 350 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,833 "Keep your hands to yourself," 351 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,293 they also said. 352 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,088 [man] Magic is only for straight men. 353 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,140 [Tony] I don't want to look at you, son. 354 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,599 Just go to work. 355 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,435 Why can't you be like your brother? 356 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,155 Well, I'm here... 357 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,698 I'm queer, 358 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,116 and now... 359 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:46,993 I'm in a chair! 360 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,329 Did somebody say Wonder? 361 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,372 [narrator] Nobody actually did that time, 362 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,957 but I think he got away with it. 363 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,459 Didn't expect to see you here. 364 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,543 Want to get a drink later? 365 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,920 And believe it or not, it was this trick... 366 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,797 Now everybody's gay! 367 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,966 ...that really brought the crowd to their feet. 368 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,594 Although it was pretty easy 369 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,095 to figure out how he did it. 370 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,347 They started out gay. 371 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,431 You missed your cue. 372 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,438 Gob was having a drink with a man 373 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,648 he'd twice tried to sabotage. 374 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,276 Beanbag chair. I was wondering what you were gonna pop out of. 375 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,694 Did somebody say "wonder"? 376 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,404 ...ing? 377 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,656 I always try to stay one step ahead of the audience. 378 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:26,657 ¡Vamonos! 379 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,622 Come on, man. Timing, right? 380 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:33,956 Leave the mask. 381 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,249 Yeah, of course, mask. 382 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,626 Yeah, that makes sense. 383 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,419 I use a mask myself, in my act. 384 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,130 You have to tell me how you do that beanbag trick. 385 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,133 I guess, since you're a magician, too. But not a word of this. 386 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,260 I did use a mask. 387 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,180 I put it on another guy and I was in the beanbag. 388 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,350 That's why they put that sign 389 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,102 on the beanbag. "Do not sit on this..." 390 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,562 And the magicians shared the secrets 391 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,815 of their ancient and mystical craft. 392 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,900 And also it's very hard to get out of at the end, 393 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:01,859 when I appear. 394 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,611 So how have you been? 395 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,198 I haven't seen you since your "wedding," when you did the Jesus gag. 396 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,492 I guess you could say I was a runaway groom. 397 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,662 It's okay, I know it didn't work. It made the "Woops" column in Poof. 398 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,414 It's cool, though, man. I've been there. 399 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,957 Your assistant probably sabotaged you. 400 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,333 I don't even use one anymore. 401 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,918 I resorted to using my own legs 402 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,378 in the Saw-the-Lady-in-Half gag. 403 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,505 I even shaved them. Want to feel? 404 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,506 Sure. 405 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,383 Wow, they are smooth. 406 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,509 Like a lady's. 407 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,052 I think. 408 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,098 You're funny. 409 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,641 Too bad we can't do this more. 410 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,685 I dunno if it'd be great for my reputation 411 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,187 to be seen with a fundamentalist Christian magician. 412 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,730 And he was suspicious 413 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,108 that Gob might not be gay. 414 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,694 Although, the fact that he borrowed Tobias' car... 415 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,154 ...with the license plate ANUSTART. 416 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,823 -That's me. -...alleviated some of those concerns. 417 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,949 What the hell? Let's do it. 418 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,747 And the next day, Tobias returned 419 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,999 to the model home. 420 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,585 Beard, I'm only here to pick up my car keys. 421 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,712 Tobias? 422 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:03,963 Gob? 423 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,469 Good to see you, old friend. What have you been up to? 424 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,971 Things are good, nothing much. 425 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,015 I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good. 426 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,016 Yes. 427 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,143 And I'm working at Lucille Two's rehab center, 428 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,060 the one she owns, 429 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,480 not the one she famously went to 12 times. 430 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,315 Can we finish over breakfast? I'm starving. 431 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,233 Is it finishing? Okay. 432 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,902 And the two friends caught up. 433 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,030 If I wouldn't have gotten arrested, I wouldn't have ended up working at rehab, 434 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,324 and I wouldn't have reconnected with my love. 435 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,659 True, I can't ethically ravage her body, 436 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,163 I have to leave that to time, but she's just so much fun to be with. 437 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,415 I, too, am in a relationship, 438 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,959 but mine is purely a revenge-based deal. 439 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,212 I plan on making this person fall in love with me 440 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,172 and then destroying them by breaking their heart. 441 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,549 How do you make someone love you? 442 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,009 Can you pass the mustard, please? 443 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,638 It's easy when you've got so much in common. Last night, for instance, 444 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,389 we both got a case of the munchies, 445 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,600 and then we went out and we stole these pies... 446 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,145 As it turns out, they did a lot more than steal pies. 447 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,731 They had a raucous good time. 448 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,651 And then the candy bean dish right here, 449 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,529 we made those at Color Me Mine, and I know they're kind of cockeyed, 450 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,531 but they remind us both of my crooked smile. 451 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,116 I'll tell you who, but this person is sort of a celebrity. 452 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,620 Turns out my femme fatale 453 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,205 is a bit of a celebrity herself. 454 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,750 Well, looks like life is going pretty well for both of us. 455 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,126 Except that I'm broke. 456 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,670 And I'm a sex offender. 457 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,214 Michael expects me to sell these split-level death traps. 458 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,882 And how am I supposed to do that? 459 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,009 I mean, there are no schools or libraries 460 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,511 or Internet or playgrounds 461 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,637 within 20 miles of here. 462 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,183 It's funny, I've been looking for a place to live, 463 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,228 and that fills virtually every parole requirement I have. 464 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,480 That's great. When can you move in? 465 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,524 Duh! Now. 466 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,527 The other sex offenders are gonna be so jealous. 467 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:53,906 And that's when Gob went from filling one Sudden Valley house... 468 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,533 You know other people with similar needs? 469 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,579 I have a list of men that could fill every opening you have. 470 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:00,997 ...to filling them all. 471 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,711 Let me get a shot of mustard. 472 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,297 That was all cheese, but no mustard. 473 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,264 Gob didn't want to look too into it... 474 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,308 by calling Tony right away. 475 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,310 [Tony] It's Tony... I'm not here right now 476 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,687 because I'm right behind you. 477 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:26,939 Made you look. 478 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,482 But how did I know you looked? 479 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,942 Because I'm right behind you! 480 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,403 [narrator] Although, he did seem kind of into it. 481 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,571 [Tony] Made you look again. 482 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,197 Tony, it's Gob. 483 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,658 Man, does anybody ever fall for that? 484 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,661 Listen, I was thinking about you, 485 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,788 what a fun night we had the other night. 486 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,707 So just call me when you get a chance. 487 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,459 Okay? All right. 488 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,836 [cell phone chimes] 489 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,589 -That was fast, you hot little... Hi. -[Lucille] It's your mother. 490 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,716 You better start to build this wall, pronto. 491 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,217 I tried with your father, 492 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,344 but he can't do it. 493 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,929 [narrator] The wall in question was to be built 494 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,890 between the US and Mexico. 495 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,059 but without the resources to build it... 496 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,395 George Sr, had found a work around. 497 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,692 There's more wall... 498 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,862 And you know, it feels good 499 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,406 to be protecting our borders. 500 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,909 It's a heart project. 501 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,577 -We love America. -Daddy! 502 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,871 God, he Steamboat Willied it. 503 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:24,997 He had. 504 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,334 [Lucille] You need to make it look like major construction has begun on the wall. 505 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,252 I'm busy now. I'm working with Michael. 506 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,213 What are you working on? 507 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,923 Dad made him give me a job. 508 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,508 I see, so he thought 509 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,802 it was a good idea to have you two together. 510 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,261 Isn't that nice? 511 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,764 My God, is there anyone there with half a brain 512 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,973 that can help me with this? 513 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,976 I don't know about half a brain, but Tobias is living with me right now 514 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,561 and he's not very bright. 515 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,772 [narrator] And Gob set out to find a crew. 516 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,109 Who wants... 517 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,443 [feedback crackles, Gob wails] 518 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,612 [Gob] Hurt my ears. 519 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,614 Who wants to help me build a wall? 520 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,617 ...to keep Mexicans out of America? 521 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,662 All right, all right! 522 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,456 Who wants to help me build a wall for no reason? 523 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,709 It's a different wall. 524 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,002 [bleep] 525 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,423 -[bleep] Hey, thanks for-- -[feedback crackles] 526 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,216 This thing is loud! 527 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,219 And so he decided to head to the border ribbon 528 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,471 to put in some manual labor himself. 529 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,809 [Gob] I'll show everyone I'm not afraid of the sweet sting of sweat in my... 530 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,438 ...when he came across a local maca picker. 531 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,148 You need help to make your sign stand up? 532 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,691 Yes. No! 533 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,235 I need to find some Mexicans to help build this wall. 534 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,863 You should get the Chinese to build your wall. 535 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,781 -We make great walls. -That would be great. 536 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,993 -How can we make that happen? -I'm Chinese. I know all Chinese. 537 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,536 -I hook you up. -Well, that's-- 538 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,288 -[cell phone chimes] -That'd be great. 539 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,540 Would you get off my [bleep], Mother! 540 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,917 Well, if I wasn't sure you were gay, I am now. 541 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,086 It's Tony. Hey, Tony. 542 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,504 Sorry I couldn't talk last night, 543 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,340 but I'd really love to get together later. 544 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,885 This week, or maybe Saturday. Say, five o'clock... 545 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,970 -Great. -I'm thinking Little Ballroom. 546 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,722 Good? You sick of Little Ballroom? 547 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,474 I'll see you there. Bye. 548 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,893 That was Tony. My friend Tony. 549 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,228 She sounds wonderful. 550 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,271 No. 551 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,064 No, I'm gonna get revenge on him 552 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,274 and destroy his life. 553 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:16,942 Her life. 554 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,903 Our... life. 555 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,155 Destroy our life. 556 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,532 Destroy our life. 557 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,493 That doesn't matter. Who cares? 558 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:30,831 On the next Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences... 559 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,209 You're gonna have to work with our new patient, 560 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,502 and good luck with her. 561 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,046 We call her the "B" word from the "C" ward. 562 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,799 Or is it the "C" word from the "B" ward? 563 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,595 Tobias gets some bad news. 564 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,722 Hello, Anus Tart. 565 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,433 And she never even saw the license plate. 566 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,728 [theme music plays] 567 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:57,328 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0